Banged Up & Mashed Friday 18th 22hrs Simon-Dach-Str. 28

A Night of English language comedy and poetry and naughty words and singing and drinking.

staring
Niti- thats me
Jacinta Nandi- the slam winning queen of Berlin English Lang comedy
Ben Knight- would look silly in shining armour so he is not a knight but actually a stand up comedian
Moon- Poet who might also look silly as a knight

and special guests
Sandra Sarala (NZ) singing us something
Andi Snelling Ozzie actress currently living in London, I have no idea what she will do, but i am all excited!

23rd EXBERLINER presents @ Kaffee Burger

My English class aka Jacinta, Ben and Niti provide the stand up

Ryan T Jacobs provides the music, so moving you will erase the stand up from your mind and start to weep

torstr 60 wed 23rd 21.00

19th Sept Recycle creativity festival 2pm onwards

celebrating creativity and reuse.

workshops, short films, installation, performances, a jam session an more more more more more

Datum: 19th of September 2009

Zeit: From 15 till midnight

*Place*: Wagenburg Lohmühle

I will be hosting the open stage: performers confirmed so far

- DJ ben phaze (London, www.tunnelsounds.com )
- Legs a kimbo (Team plastique)
- lady gaby
- Anthony Baggette
- puseH puseW (Lettland, http://www.myspace.com/pusehpusew
- Plume (Lettland, soloproject)
- erik penny http://www.myspace.com/erikpenny
- Humantronic www.fredflower.net
- shipwreck rats http://www.myspace.com/shipwreckrats
- and others ...
...bring your work to the Open stage!

D.I.Y. workshops on sewing, remaking trash into art objects, Loesje's creative text writing, circus tricks, jam session with a difference (bring what you find in the skip and make music with it) and more.

Creative and cozy atmosphere with tea workshop, vo:kü and clothes swapping! Bring your own materials, ideas and join the massive recycling movement!

open space for ideas, initiatives, music, video and other ways of expression, where people can meet each other to interact, discuss, participate and experience.

The key words - D.I.Y., recycling, creativity, green and festival.


Vagenburg Lohmühle on Lohmüle str.

Sept 18th Banged up and mashed: Special special

Niti and Jacinta will be joined by Lady Gaby, comedy Burlesque act Heidi Clumsy and Linden with her sweet tales for terrible children, more names TBA



10pm

Primitiv Bar
Simon-Dach-Str. 28
Friedrichshain

16th Sept The Anti-Slam

confirmed thus far! the anti-slammers...

Ditto Ditterson and Tilmann Bir Sirgio Garau, Sebastian 23 ,Wolf HogeKamp, Niti, Moon, Dara Drea O'Neill Mirabelle J, sacrificial Poet: Carlos x The judges: Tom Mars, Jacinta Nandi, Bea*, Sarah Brockhausen Keeper of Time, Keep

7th September The Denglisch Show @Kaffee Burger

Do you speak Denglisch? Kaffee Burger blurs borders with a night of German and English stand-up comedy and musical performances. Featuring the disgustingly funny German comedian and TV/radio host Ingmar Stadelmann, unmissable Canadian electro-aerobic-disco duo ‘Trike’, and German-American electro-folk-pop band ‘erving’. Hosted by Niti, "a very nice lady" according to Kofe Annan.

Monday September 7, 20:30 | Kaffee Burger, Torstr. 58/60, Mitte, U-Bhf Rosa-Luxemburg-Platz

wir see us dann!

Banged Up & Mashed Pt 4 Friday 28th Aug 22hrs

Comedy, Poetry and Djs...Friday night should always be kick started with a bit of mash and a large amount of bang

Primitive Ballroom
Simon-Dach-Str. 28

18th Aug My english class @ east of eden 9pm Schreiner Str. 11

Dear Friends,

We're back East!
Of Eden, that is.
Come and see our funny comedy show.

MY ENGLISH CLASS
EAST OF EDEN BOOKSHOP
Schreiner Str. 10
Friedrichshain


Featuring
NITI- So famous she does not even need a surname
JACINTA NANDI - The winner of MANY poetry slams. In German. So not just a pretty face, but well-integrated too.
BEN KNIGHT - Not afraid to do other people's jokes.
JÖRG KAIER, der ROCK 'N' ROLL DIKTATOR - the singer-songwriter with a penchant for the Far-East. Last month's reaction: "You've not seen a real comedy show until you've seen Herr Kaier poke fun at the largest Muslim country in the world!" - The Ambassador of Indonesia.

12th Aug Comedy at SIN 9pm Schönleinstrasse 6

The southern U8 district's favorite throw-shit-at-the-wall-to-see-what-sticks comedy brouhaha picks up where it left off (specifically: a massive pile of dirt onstage followed by an exiting queue of insulted Germans) on Wednesday, August 12th with another Autobahn pile-up of Komikers including...

- Ben "Acne Scar Glue" Knight
- Paula "Powerpointer Sister" Varjack
- Niti "Doesn't Use a Last Name So This Nickname Looks a Bit Awkward"
- Adam "Borscht Belt Belch Blast" Goldmann
- MF David "Might Show Up 'If He Has Time'" Deery
-other special guests

...along with mustached musical maven Churlish & Maudlin!

Your host is Paul Salamone, your featured act Reynaldo Melara, your 3€ Eintritt includes a free shot of gut-rotting whiskey tall enough to loosen your laugh response. Be prepared (condoms, shower caps, bibles) to be offended!!!!!!!!!

Banged Up & Mashed Pt 3 Friday 31th 22hrs Simon-Dach-Str. 28

Indulge in self-harm with this brilliant night of comedy. You'll hurt yourself laughing! Friday, July 31, 10pm

LINE-UP:
MC JABBER - The Philoso-Veloco-Rapper himself
JACINTA NANDI - Bitch, Slut, Cunt, Girl, Woman? You decide.
NITI - Wittier than Oscar Wilde after he's watched a whole DVD box-set of Blackadder.

Your MC: BEN KNIGHT - A friend to all the animals. Too much of a friend.

PLUS: All the way from NYC: Banged Up And Mashed DJs MAX AND SPENCE.
Banged Up And Mashed
Primitive ballroom
Simon-Dach-Str. 28
Friedrichshain

23/7 The Hairy MARY show SIN Club (Schönleinstrasse 6)

The Hairy Marys are Fraus with Hairs presenting a night of unique"varieté" acts .starts 9.30pm

SIN Club (Schönleinstrasse 6, Berlin-Neukölln, U8 to Schönleinstrasse),
http://www.sin-berlin.de/


I will be doing something very different here. Yikkes!!!

18/7 Circus 25@BAR 25 Holzmarktstr 25 10pm

English stand up comedy and poetry with Paula Varjack, Niti and Jacinta Nandi

Russian Ska-Jazz-Folk-pop-punk with skazka orchestra
myspace.com/skazkaorchestra

tribal belly dance duo FALBANKA
myspace.com/liathedancer

It is the only show at Bar 25 this July

16.07. Movin’ on with VERSES@SINCLUB, Schönleinstrasse 6

16.07. Movin’ on with VERSES poetry, spokenword night
Movin on with VERSES, Thursday 16th July will present a night of femmes and bitches with sexy & dirty words and moves on their minds.
Featuring:
Jacinta Nandi writer about the gutters of life
Nitti, upcoming queen of comedy and prose.

music from:
Mosh Mosh - as the name suggests they do more than just mosh once.

hosted by lady gaby.9pm start...
Thursday 16th July, SINCLUB, 3 Euros, Schönleinstrasse 6, kreuzberg, U8 Schönleinstrasse http://sin-berlin.de/

Story time at the little east of eden book shop 14/7 5pm

Kid's Story time@the little East of Eden book shop cost:FREE

ts story time again so bring your kids for more stories, songs and poems just for children.

Schreinerstraße 10
10247 Berlin
Germany

Tel.: (030) 423 93 62

Link: http://www.east-of-eden.de/

Kookaburra Comedy Club this July

My English Class
Comedy, Poetry and Songs mit Ben Knight, Jacinta Nandi, Jörg Kaier, und Special Guest: Niti
And there will be other special guests too!

Kookaburra Club, Schönhauser Allee 184
Samstag, 11. Juli, 23:30
Dienstag, 21. Juli, 20:30
Samstag, 25. Juli, 23:30

www.comedy-club.de

Banged Up & Mashed Pt 2 Friday 27th 22hrs Simon-Dach-Str. 28

"It's a fucking cool night full of fucking cool comedy poetry and music, starring
Niti
Moon
Jacinta Nandi
&
Ben Knight
UK'S FUCKING FINEST
with music from Max & Spence"

27 June 2009 at 22:00
End Time:	28 June 2009 at 03:00
Location:	Primitiv Ballroom
Street:	Simon-Dach-Str. 28
Town/City:	Berlin, Germany

Its story time again tue 16th at 5pm

Kid's Story time@the little East of Eden book shop cost:FREE

Special guests Jacinta Nandi and the all singing all dancing Melissa Holroyd!

Its story time again so bring your kids for more stories, songs and poems just for children.

Schreinerstraße 10
10247 Berlin
Germany

Tel.: (030) 423 93 62

Link: http://www.east-of-eden.de/

Comedy in S.I.N. -- June 10th! Experimental Comedy Review

10 June 2009 at 21:00
End Time:	11 June 2009 at 00:00
Location:	S.I.N. Club
Street:	Schönleinstrasse 6

Join host Paul Salamone and featured performer Rey Melara for another round of Neukölln's hottest alternative comedy showcase. This month's international line-up of guests includes Naomi Fearn (Germany), Perry Filippeos (Scotland), Ve Magni (USA), Niti (UK), and Chance Dorland (People's Republic of Iowa), along with another unprecedented appearance by Mr. Sanjay Shihora (http://www.isthiscomedy.com/). Laugh yr ass off and prepare to be offended.

Cost: 3 euros at the door (with free shot of whiskey while supplies last). Start time: 9pm. Directions: Take the U8 to Schönleinstrasse, SIN is located at Schönleinstrasse 6. Hope to see you there!

(Comedy in SIN occurs the second Wednesday of every month. This show is 95% in English.)

Kid's Story time 2/6 17:00@Schreinerstraße 10

Kid's Story time@the little East of Eden book shop cost:FREE

Its story time again so bring your kids for more stories, songs and poems just for children.

Schreinerstraße 10
10247 Berlin
Germany

Tel.: (030) 423 93 62

Link: http://www.east-of-eden.de/

Opening for Trike fri 29/5@Antjeoeklesünd

22:00atAntjeoeklesünd Rigaerstrasse 71, Berlin, Cost: n/a

Trike!

The crazy aerobic disco band from Canada are letting me do some standup before their show. They are brilliant so come check em out, its your last chance before they finish their german tour and head elsewhere. I can not believe I am finally allowed a slice of the rock n roll leben!!

GLAM DE LUXE PARTY May 30 22:00

GLAM DE LUXE PARTY at Wonderbar
A charity night for more jewels and champagne in the world
Saturday, May 30, 2009 at 10:00pm
Location: Wonderbar Street: Wiener Str. 45 Kreuzberg

performances by:

Tom Mars
Paula Varjack,
Niti,
Jacinta Nandi,
Philipp Czychon,

80’s & around set by DJ Alex "Carrington" Schütte...

special appearance by Lady Gaby as Pamela Ewing...

FREE ENTRANCE (but donations welcome, particularly the sparkling kind...)

come get your bling on